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1.I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me
2.Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now
3.I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me
4.A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
5.What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.
6.When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'.
7.He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
8.Those who throw dirt are sure to lose ground.
9.There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils
10.Two peanuts were walking in a tough neighborhood and one of them was a-salted.